Hey kids, there is a monster on the internet
Its got long fangs and sharp claws and is .... out to git you!
So be careful ....
Well, the internet monster is after me
Trying to take my identity
And before you know it
I won't even know its me!
The internet monster ate my brain
I forgot my password again
Well why has it got to be when I'm in a hurry
The internet monster ate my brain
The internet monster the internet monster is after me
Always clawing away at my privacies
And always trying to stalk and tracking me ......
Its like some kind of inner internet conspiracy!
The internet monster ate my brain
I forgot my password again.
Whys it always got to be when I'm in a hurry
The internet monster ate my brain
The internet monster is after me
There is just blinking where thinking used to be
Its after you as well as me
Its gotta be some kind of conspiracy!
Cause the internet monster got my brain
I forgot my password again.
Why has it always got to be when I'm in a hurry
The internet monster ate my brain
The internet monster is after me
There is just blinking where thinking used to be
Its always stalking and tracking me
Why don't I just gonna sign out and be free!